Apparently I’ve managed to dehydrate myself to the point of illness whilst sat on the sofa

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

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thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

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tugachestavie:

tugachestavie:

tugachestavie:

tugachestavie:

Something had gone terribly wrong in society I can’t be an adult help

I have been an adult for an hour and I think it’s pretty similar

Nobody has asked me to pay taxes yet

What if my parents adopted me from wolves and I’m not really 18 they just don’t know my birthday because they asked and the wolves were like “aowww”

Kids here’s some advice from your old uncle, don’t stay awake and on the Internet when things happen you look silly

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tugachestavie:

tugachestavie:

tugachestavie:

Something had gone terribly wrong in society I can’t be an adult help

I have been an adult for an hour and I think it’s pretty similar

Nobody has asked me to pay taxes yet

What if my parents adopted me from wolves and I’m not really 18 they just don’t know my birthday because they asked and the wolves were like “aowww”

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tugachestavie:

tugachestavie:

Something had gone terribly wrong in society I can’t be an adult help

I have been an adult for an hour and I think it’s pretty similar

Nobody has asked me to pay taxes yet

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