Apparently I’ve managed to dehydrate myself to the point of illness whilst sat on the sofa
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
UMBRELLA TIME
Something had gone terribly wrong in society I can’t be an adult help
I have been an adult for an hour and I think it’s pretty similar
Nobody has asked me to pay taxes yet
What if my parents adopted me from wolves and I’m not really 18 they just don’t know my birthday because they asked and the wolves were like “aowww”
Kids here’s some advice from your old uncle, don’t stay awake and on the Internet when things happen you look silly
Something had gone terribly wrong in society I can’t be an adult help
I have been an adult for an hour and I think it’s pretty similar
Nobody has asked me to pay taxes yet
What if my parents adopted me from wolves and I’m not really 18 they just don’t know my birthday because they asked and the wolves were like “aowww”
Something had gone terribly wrong in society I can’t be an adult help
I have been an adult for an hour and I think it’s pretty similar
Nobody has asked me to pay taxes yet
