#roses are red #violets are blue #i’d rather have sherlock #but you’re okay too
#roses are red #you gave me a shock #when i looked in your pants #and didn’t find Sherlock’s cock
The tags, the tags the neverending tags. I love this fandom.
all of them.
#Shock blankets are orange #His scarf is blue #I’ll probably moan ‘Sherlock’ #When I’m fucking you
xD
I always love making friends. Also, if I did end up having to stay on your couch I will pull my own weight until-and even after-I find a job.
Nah. You wouldn’t need to. Nice to have a person around because I always cook too much food. And you wouldn’t be the first waif to live on my sofa for a bit… :)
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Britain: no vat on pasties
I keep signing along with my speech to Bill.
He may be deaf, but he doesn’t know sign language.
Stop it.
Whoever said we weren't friends?
We don’t converse, that’s all I meant. We should be friends! Look, I found you a strange friend related picture-

Friends graphics



